Jan Michael Vincent Of "AirWolf" Fame Calls Kelly Personally To Congratulate Him!

ONCE THE HIGHEST PAID TV ACTOR IN HOLLYWOOD, IT'S BEEN A STEADY RIDE DOWNHILL FOR THE ONCE DASHING ACTOR. BUT THAT DIDN'T STOP JAN FROM CALLING HIS OLD BUDDY MIKE AND CONGRATULATING HIM ON WINNING RE-ELECTION.

JAN RUBBED IT IN A LITTLE THOUGH BY ASKING KELLY,"WHAT HAPPENED UP IN ERIE COUNTY? YOU LOST THAT COUNTY BY THOUSANDS OF VOTES!"

KELLY'S REPLY, "NIGGERS".

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A Congressman's Salary Would Go A Long Way n To Helping LaVallee Pay Off His Student Loans. Kelly, With And Estimated Net Worth Of 13 Million And A Wife With A Net Worth 5x That Amount Could Care Less About The Peons In His District.

WITH A SIZABLE WAR CHEST, MIKE KELLY SHOULD COAST TO AN EASY VICTORY ESPECIALLY SINCE THE REPUBLICAN CONTROLLED PENNSYLVANIA LEGISLATURE GERRYMANDERED HIS CONGRESSIONAL DISTRICT HEAVILY TILTING THE VOTE TOWARDS REPUBLICANS BASED ON DEMOGRAPHICS, OLD, CONSERVATIVE, PROTESTANT CHURCH GOING WHITE PEOPLE WHO HATE NIGGERS, TAXES AND LOVE THE MILITARY AND GUNS.

THE DEMOCRAT ENCLAVES OF MERCER AND ERIE ARE OUTNUMBERED BY THE HEAVILY REPUBLICAN RURAL POPULATION OF THE DISTRICT AND THEY SUPPORT KELLY BECAUSE HE IS A REPUBLICAN FIREBRAND WHO GETS STANDING OVATIONS ON THE FLOOR OF THE HOUSE WHEN HE TALKS TOUGH AGAINST THE IRS. 

THE REASON HE HATES THE IRS IS BECAUSE HE IS SO RICH AND ANYTHING THAT HELPS HIM MAKE MORE MONEY AND KEEP MORE OF HIS WEALTH IS A GOOD THING. HE COULD CARE LESS IF THE COUNTRY IS TRILLIONS IN DEBT BECAUSE WITH HIS HIGH PRICED TAX LAWYERS AND ACCOUNTANTS HE WON'T PAY ONE RED CENT MORE THAN HE HAS TO TO THE IRS. THOSE HIGH PRICES PROFESSIONALS HE RETAINS ARE WORTH THE THOUSANDS HE PAYS THEM BECAUSE THEY SAVE HIM TENS OF THOUSANDS IN TAXES. FIGURES DON'T LIE BUT LIARS FIGURE.

SO SURE, I WOULD LIKE TO SEE DAN LAVALLEE ELECTED AS A REPUDIATION OF MIKE KELLY AND THE REPUBLICAN BRAND, BUT I WON'T HOLD MY BREATH. KELLY WILL BE IN OFFICE UNTIL HIS FAT ENCRUSTED HEART FAILS OR UNTIL HE STROKES OUT, THEN IT WILL BE GOOD RIDDANCE KELLY...,

OH YEAH, THE CHICOMS, AND ALL THE OTHER COUNTRIES IN THE WORLD HATE OUR CONGRESS. WHY? BECAUSE IT IS MADE UP OF PSYCHOS LIKE MIKE KELLY. THE CONGRESS IS TOTALLY UNPREDICTABLE. LIKE A RABID PITBULL READY TO STRIKE.

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KELLY MIGHT HAVE ALL THE ELDERLY, PROTESTANT, WHITE PEOPLE VOTING FOR HIM BUT THE REST OF THE VOTERS WILL BE VOTING FOR DAN LAVALLEE. KELLY WILL BE WORKING TO TURN OUT THE NURSING HOME VOTE IN A BIG WAY! GOOD LUCK MIKE! NOTHING IS CERTAIN, IS IT?

Mike Kelly - An Abject Failure

Get The Bald Eagle Cam Ready! It's Mike Kelly - A Bald, Fat Guy From Butler!

Kelly's Constituency Is Made Up Of Militiamen, Bigots, Republican Millionaires And Assorted Other Kooks Who Love His "Firebrand" Type Of Rhetoric

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On Income Tax Day, Lavelle Was In Erie. Where Was Kelly? Probably  In Conference With His Army Of High Priced Tax Attorneys And CPA's Looking To Pay As Few Taxes As Possible On His Millions. 

MIKE KELLY IS ABJECT FAILURE. KELLY PROMISED JOBS. NO JOBS.
KELLY PROMISED A REPUBLICAN VERSION OF "OBAMACARE". GUESS WHAT?! NO HEALTH CARE PLAN FROM THE REPUBLICANS EITHER! [I'LL BET THEIR HEALTH PLAN IS TO GIVE ASPIRIN AND CONVENING DEATH PANELS ANYWAY IF SOMEONE COST TOO MUCH TO HEAL - HEE, HEE!].

YEP, KELLY SURE TALKS A GOOD GAME. HE MUST BE FASCINATED AT WATCHING VIDEOS OF HIMSELF ON YOUTUBE!

THE REALITY IS, KELLY IS A MEMBER OF THE WORST RATED CONGRESS IN UNITED STATES HISTORY. PARTISAN THUGS LIKE KELLY GET OFF ON FUCKING THEIR POLITICAL OPPONENTS OVER.

KELLY IS A MEMBER OF THE REPUBLICAN TRAITORS TO AMERICA. THE REPUBLICAN BRAND IS DEAD. REPUBLICANS ARE A BUNCH OF OLD, FAT, ANGRY WHITE GUYS WHO LOVE THEIR GUNS AND HARBOR HATE AGAINST MINORITIES, GAYS AND MUSLIMS BECAUSE THEY "DON'T FIT" IN THEIR WORLD VIEW. 

IS KELLY VULNERABLE THIS FALL? YOU BET!

THOUGH KELLY HAS JOB INSURANCE BY BEING THE CONGRESSMAN FROM ONE OF THE MOST GERRYMANDER CONGRESSIONAL DISTRICTS IN THE COUNTRY, KELLY IS INDEED VULNERABLE TO VOTER BACKLASH.

WHEN THE IDIOT REPUBLICANS DECIDED TO CLOSE DOWN THE GOVERNMENT, IT SHOWED THAT THEY HAVE NO INTEREST IN COMPROMISING. THEIR "MY WAY OR THE HIGHWAY"  WAY OF DOING BUSINESS DOES NOT GO OVER WELL WITH PEOPLE WHOSE LIVES ARE ON THE LINE. KELLY WOULD RATHER SELL OUT HIS FELLOW AMERICANS BY CLOSING DOWN THE GOVERNMENT THAN TO COMPROMISE.

KELLY AND THE IDIOT REPUBLICANS JUST DON'T GET IT. THEY FAIL TO NEGOTIATE AND COMPROMISE AND AS A RESULT GET NO MEANINGFUL LEGISLATION PASSED. THE REPUBTARDS IN CONGRESS VOTED OVER 50 TIMES TO REPEAL OBAMACARE, A MEANINGLESS GESTURE BECAUSE THEIR MINDS WERE STEWED BY THE THOUGHT OF IT ALL. WHAT ASSHOLES!

WHAT HAS KELLY DONE FOR MINORITIES IN BUTLER, MEADVILLE OR ERIE? NOTHING. NO JOBS PROGRAM, NO JOB TRAINING, NO INCREASE IN THE MINIMUM WAGE. ABSOLUTELY NOTHING.

IN HIS FIRST YEAR IN OFFICE, WHERE DID KELLY GO? LET JUST SAY HE DID NOT TRAVEL THE CONGRESSIONAL DISTRICT TO GET TO KNOW HIS CONSTITUENTS..., HE WENT TO ISRAEL AS A GUEST OF AIPAC! SO RIGHT THERE, YOU KNOW WHERE HIS ALLEGIANCES LIE! ANOTHER AMERICAN POLITICIAN SELLING OUT AND BOWING DOWN AT THE ALTAR OF ISRAEL! BILLIONS FOR ISRAEL - ZERO MONEY FOR JOB TRAINING OR EDUCATION IN HIS DISTRICT!

YEP,KELLY IS AN ABJECT FAILURE.A MULTI-MILLIONAIRE MANY TIMES OVER THANKS TO A STRING OF CAR DEALERSHIPS HIS DAD BUILT AND GIFTED TO HIM. HIS MARRIAGE TO THE PHILLIPS PETROLEUM HEIRESS, VICTORIA, UNITED THEIR FORTUNES FOR POSTERITY.

IF KELLY HAD NO MONEY YOU CAN BET HE WOULD NOT BE CONGRESSMAN. IN FACT, WITH HIS AGITATING AND ABRASIVE PERSONALITY HE COULD NOT GET ELECTED TO DOG CATCHER IN BUTLER! NO ONE WOULD LISTEN AS HE BLOVIATES AND OPINIONIZES ABOUT MATTERS OF GRAVE NATIONAL IMPORTANCE AS HE SAT SWILLING CHEAP CANADIAN WHISKEY AT THE LOCAL TAVERN ON BUTLER'S BAD SIDE OF TOWN. IN FACT, NO ONE LISTENS TO HIM NOW WITH ALL HIS MILLIONS! WHY? BECAUSE HE'S SUCH A JERK!

AFTER 4 YEARS IN WASHINGTON, KELLY MUST BE FEELING PRETTY OLD AND WORN OUT. HE'S FAILED TO INTRODUCE ANY SIGNIFICANT LEGISLATION PENNED BY HIMSELF. HE'S A PARTY PARROT TOWING THE PARTY LINE AT EVERY OPPORTUNITY. AS CLINT EASTWOOD WOULD SAY, "HE'S A LEGEND IN HIS OWN MIND"!

LET ME CLOSE THE POST WITH THIS. KELLY IS AFRAID OF HIS FELLOW AMERICANS. HE ONLY APPEARS AT PRIVATE, HIGHLY ORCHESTRATED EVENTS. HE VIEWS HIS CONSTITUENTS WITH CONTEMPT. KELLY FAILS TO HOLD PUBLIC EVENTS BECAUSE HE FEARS THE GENUINE AND RIGHTEOUS OUTRAGE OF VOTERS IN HIS OWN DISTRICT. HE FEARS THE VOTERS. KELLY'S PUBLIC APPEARANCE ARE FEW AND AS OF LATE, NONEXISTENT. HE FEARS TOWN HALL MEETINGS UNLESS ACCOMPANIED BY A PHALANX OF LAW ENFORCEMENT..., TO PROTECT HIM FROM THE PEOPLE HE SUPPOSEDLY SERVES!

Kelly-One Of The Richest Members Of Congress OR Why When You Marry Money, You Earn Every Penny!

Kelly's Wife, A Phillip's Petroleum Heiress Reaps Hundreds Of Millions From Frack Jobs That Pollutes Hundreds Of Thousands Of Drinking Water Wells Leaving People In Rural Areas No Choice But To Drink Polluted Water Or Truck Clean Water In.

Kelly's Rich In His Own Right. Daddy Gifted Him A Business That The Old Man Built With His Own Hands. Mike Just Had To Sign A Few Papers At The Lawyers Office And At The Bank And Watch The Money Roll In. It's Estimated Kelly Is Worth Around 15 Million

A Playground For America's Wealthy. A Poor Politician Is A Poor Politician. Most Federal Officials In Congress Have Substantial Net Worth Upon Entering Office And Absolutely Do After Exiting Office

Trillions For Wars, Nuclear Weapons And High Tech Surveillance - Zero For Education And Job Training And The Republican Traitors To Americans Prefer It That Way

MIKE KELLY HAS PLENTY OF DO-RE-ME. ESTIMATED WEALTH 15 MILLION. HOWEVER, HIS WIFE, VICTORIA PHILLIPS KELLY, IS WORTH 30 TO 40 TIMES AS MUCH - MAKING MIKE LOOK LIKE THE POOR RELATIVE FROM THE OTHER SIDE OF THE TRACKS.

KELLY ACTS LIKE HE'S THE RE-INCARNATION OF ONE OF THE FOUNDING FATHERS WIT HIS EYES SET ON SAVING THE COUNTRY. THE PROBLEM IS, HE'S A NEOCON FACIST, A LIZ CHENEY REPUBLICAN SET ON DESTROYING THE COUNTRY LIKE THE OTHER REPUBLICAN TRAITORS TO AMERICA AS THEY LOOT THE TREASURY AND APPOINT THEIR SHILLS TO THE FEDERAL BENCH TO INTERPRET THE CONSTITUTION AND THE LAW, "THEIR WAY".

KELLY'S CONGRESSIONAL DISTRICT HAS BEEN GERRYMANDERED BADLY BY THE REPUBLICAN CONTROLLED PENNSYLVANIA LEGISLATURE AND IS MADE UP ENTIRELY OF FORMER MANUFACTURING STRONGHOLDS WHICH ARE NOW GHOST TOWNS INHABITED BY ELDERLY WHITE PEOPLE. SEEING NO FUTURE IN THIS DESTITUTE REGION OF THE COUNTRY, FAMILIES AND YOUNG PEOPLE HAVE DESERTED THE AREA TO SEEK THEIR FORTUNES ELSEWHERE.

KELLY HAS NO NEW IDEAS TO GET THE YOUNG PEOPLE IMPRISONED IN HIS DISTRICT BY POVERTY AND DESTITUTION, THE EDUCATION AND TRAINING THEY NEED IN THE TRADES TO GAIN THE SKILLS THEY NEED TO EARN A SUBSTANTIVE LIVING. IN FACT, KELLY ONLY CARES ABOUT TAX CUTS FOR THE WEALTHY, THE SO CALLED, "JOB CREATORS" WHO HAVE FAILED TO CREATE ANY JOBS.

AS A MEMBER OF THE WORST CONGRESS IN HISTORY, KELLY HAS MY NOMINATION AS..., THE WORST CONGRESSMAN - IN HISTORY!