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| Get The Bald Eagle Cam Ready! It's Mike Kelly - A Bald, Fat Guy From Butler! |
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| Kelly's Constituency Is Made Up Of Militiamen, Bigots, Republican Millionaires And Assorted Other Kooks Who Love His "Firebrand" Type Of Rhetoric |
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| Dan LaVelle Is The Young Turk Hoping To Unseat Kelly In The Fall |
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| On Income Tax Day, Lavelle Was In Erie. Where Was Kelly? Probably In Conference With His Army Of High Priced Tax Attorneys And CPA's Looking To Pay As Few Taxes As Possible On His Millions. |
KELLY PROMISED A REPUBLICAN VERSION OF "OBAMACARE". GUESS WHAT?! NO HEALTH CARE PLAN FROM THE REPUBLICANS EITHER! [I'LL BET THEIR HEALTH PLAN IS TO GIVE ASPIRIN AND CONVENING DEATH PANELS ANYWAY IF SOMEONE COST TOO MUCH TO HEAL - HEE, HEE!].
YEP, KELLY SURE TALKS A GOOD GAME. HE MUST BE FASCINATED AT WATCHING VIDEOS OF HIMSELF ON YOUTUBE!
THE REALITY IS, KELLY IS A MEMBER OF THE WORST RATED CONGRESS IN UNITED STATES HISTORY. PARTISAN THUGS LIKE KELLY GET OFF ON FUCKING THEIR POLITICAL OPPONENTS OVER.
KELLY IS A MEMBER OF THE REPUBLICAN TRAITORS TO AMERICA. THE REPUBLICAN BRAND IS DEAD. REPUBLICANS ARE A BUNCH OF OLD, FAT, ANGRY WHITE GUYS WHO LOVE THEIR GUNS AND HARBOR HATE AGAINST MINORITIES, GAYS AND MUSLIMS BECAUSE THEY "DON'T FIT" IN THEIR WORLD VIEW.
IS KELLY VULNERABLE THIS FALL? YOU BET!
THOUGH KELLY HAS JOB INSURANCE BY BEING THE CONGRESSMAN FROM ONE OF THE MOST GERRYMANDER CONGRESSIONAL DISTRICTS IN THE COUNTRY, KELLY IS INDEED VULNERABLE TO VOTER BACKLASH.
WHEN THE IDIOT REPUBLICANS DECIDED TO CLOSE DOWN THE GOVERNMENT, IT SHOWED THAT THEY HAVE NO INTEREST IN COMPROMISING. THEIR "MY WAY OR THE HIGHWAY" WAY OF DOING BUSINESS DOES NOT GO OVER WELL WITH PEOPLE WHOSE LIVES ARE ON THE LINE. KELLY WOULD RATHER SELL OUT HIS FELLOW AMERICANS BY CLOSING DOWN THE GOVERNMENT THAN TO COMPROMISE.
KELLY AND THE IDIOT REPUBLICANS JUST DON'T GET IT. THEY FAIL TO NEGOTIATE AND COMPROMISE AND AS A RESULT GET NO MEANINGFUL LEGISLATION PASSED. THE REPUBTARDS IN CONGRESS VOTED OVER 50 TIMES TO REPEAL OBAMACARE, A MEANINGLESS GESTURE BECAUSE THEIR MINDS WERE STEWED BY THE THOUGHT OF IT ALL. WHAT ASSHOLES!
WHAT HAS KELLY DONE FOR MINORITIES IN BUTLER, MEADVILLE OR ERIE? NOTHING. NO JOBS PROGRAM, NO JOB TRAINING, NO INCREASE IN THE MINIMUM WAGE. ABSOLUTELY NOTHING.
IN HIS FIRST YEAR IN OFFICE, WHERE DID KELLY GO? LET JUST SAY HE DID NOT TRAVEL THE CONGRESSIONAL DISTRICT TO GET TO KNOW HIS CONSTITUENTS..., HE WENT TO ISRAEL AS A GUEST OF AIPAC! SO RIGHT THERE, YOU KNOW WHERE HIS ALLEGIANCES LIE! ANOTHER AMERICAN POLITICIAN SELLING OUT AND BOWING DOWN AT THE ALTAR OF ISRAEL! BILLIONS FOR ISRAEL - ZERO MONEY FOR JOB TRAINING OR EDUCATION IN HIS DISTRICT!
YEP,KELLY IS AN ABJECT FAILURE.A MULTI-MILLIONAIRE MANY TIMES OVER THANKS TO A STRING OF CAR DEALERSHIPS HIS DAD BUILT AND GIFTED TO HIM. HIS MARRIAGE TO THE PHILLIPS PETROLEUM HEIRESS, VICTORIA, UNITED THEIR FORTUNES FOR POSTERITY.
IF KELLY HAD NO MONEY YOU CAN BET HE WOULD NOT BE CONGRESSMAN. IN FACT, WITH HIS AGITATING AND ABRASIVE PERSONALITY HE COULD NOT GET ELECTED TO DOG CATCHER IN BUTLER! NO ONE WOULD LISTEN AS HE BLOVIATES AND OPINIONIZES ABOUT MATTERS OF GRAVE NATIONAL IMPORTANCE AS HE SAT SWILLING CHEAP CANADIAN WHISKEY AT THE LOCAL TAVERN ON BUTLER'S BAD SIDE OF TOWN. IN FACT, NO ONE LISTENS TO HIM NOW WITH ALL HIS MILLIONS! WHY? BECAUSE HE'S SUCH A JERK!
AFTER 4 YEARS IN WASHINGTON, KELLY MUST BE FEELING PRETTY OLD AND WORN OUT. HE'S FAILED TO INTRODUCE ANY SIGNIFICANT LEGISLATION PENNED BY HIMSELF. HE'S A PARTY PARROT TOWING THE PARTY LINE AT EVERY OPPORTUNITY. AS CLINT EASTWOOD WOULD SAY, "HE'S A LEGEND IN HIS OWN MIND"!
LET ME CLOSE THE POST WITH THIS. KELLY IS AFRAID OF HIS FELLOW AMERICANS. HE ONLY APPEARS AT PRIVATE, HIGHLY ORCHESTRATED EVENTS. HE VIEWS HIS CONSTITUENTS WITH CONTEMPT. KELLY FAILS TO HOLD PUBLIC EVENTS BECAUSE HE FEARS THE GENUINE AND RIGHTEOUS OUTRAGE OF VOTERS IN HIS OWN DISTRICT. HE FEARS THE VOTERS. KELLY'S PUBLIC APPEARANCE ARE FEW AND AS OF LATE, NONEXISTENT. HE FEARS TOWN HALL MEETINGS UNLESS ACCOMPANIED BY A PHALANX OF LAW ENFORCEMENT..., TO PROTECT HIM FROM THE PEOPLE HE SUPPOSEDLY SERVES!
