Darling Of White America Will Be Speaker If Called Upon

BUTLER, PENNSYLVANIA IS 98% WHITE AND WHEN YOU ARE MARRIED THE THE PHILLIPS PETROLEUM HEIRESS, I GUESS BEING A CONGRESSMAN OR A SENATOR IS WHAT YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO DO IN LIFE FOR IT TO HAVE ANY MEANING.

REPUBLICAN FIREBRAND, MIKE KELLY IS THAT GUY. WHEN UNCLE HEINRICH USED TO TELL ME ABOUT THE FUHRER, HE WOULD TELL ME, "LARS, IF THE FUHRER LIKED YOU AND YOU WERE NOT A GERMAN, HE WOULD TELL YOU THAT YOU WOULD MAKE A GREAT NAZI!".

WELL, IF OLD MIKE KELLY TAKES A LIKING TO YOU HE'LL TELL YOU THAT YOU HAVE ALL THE MAKINGS OF A FINE REPUBLICAN! 

KELLY'S NAME IS BEING FLOATED AS "SPEAKER OF THE HOUSE". NO SHIT. DESPERATE TIMES CALL FOR DESPERATE MEASURES I GUESS. STORY HERE AT BRIETBART.